I should start a webpage where people bait libertarians. I'll call it Loonbook. They're pretty easy, really. A lot of them paint themselves as moderates or centrists, but there's nothing moderate or centrist about them.
Pretty much without exception, they're all raving, ultra-paranoid, grasping right-wingers who see tax as theft and government spending as absolutely necessary if it's on them. And the moment that you suggest that government does something, you're a "statist" and as bad as the rest of them.
But you know, for the most part, libertarians do mostly the right thing, in standing up for people's rights. Strangely, though, where people are too weak to assert their own rights, libertarians are only too keen to ride slipshod over them. Get a load of this fine fellow: