And after letting God contribute to my blog, ("Thanks big fella, now piss off and hassle Satan.") I'll get back to what prompted His appearance.
This is a "meme" started by Tom over at his excellent blog, Dubito Ergo Sum:
List at least four things that you'd do if you were God. Assume the same thing I did: you're omnipotent (do the logically impossible!) and whatever you do will work out fine with the laws of physics, such as they are.
And here they are for me:
1. Flying: Flying is way cool. I'd let everyone fly. Why should Angels have all the fun?
2. Publicly dack everyone who deserved it. Current candidates would be Fred Phelps, George W Bush, Britney Spears and the Spice Girls.
3. Change Hell to rehabilitation for all. Really, when you think about it, does an eternity of suffering really fit the crime? Can anyone really do anything this heinous? And can their behaviour be repaired so that they can live a good life in Heaven?
4. Do all sorts of cool stuff with no responsibility. And why not? I'd be God. Frightening pensioners with well placed lightning bolts easily outdoes whoopee cushions.
So yeah. That's it for me.
I'll leave this tag open to my normal readers to have a crack at - but read Tom's blog. He had a better go at it than what I did.